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I love you guys. Can you all just move to Columbus? I’ll bake you goodies!
I just read an article about customers who try to use unnecessary lingo to sound cool and this one guy came in and wanted a “chonga bagel” and I raised an eyebrow because what. He showed me his phone and it’s a plain bagel with cream cheese, like come on
Chonga isn’t “lingo” though. Starbucks carries and advertises the chonga bagel, at least where I’m from. It stands for cheddar, onion, garlic. As in, that’s what’s on top of the bagel.
in case you think I’m full of shit haha:
I know it’s no use fighting it. Sigh.
Detail from Garden of Earthly Delights, Hieronymus Bosch Gates of Hell
This is my favorite post of all time
Ikea is so dangerous.
Just spent wayyyyyy more than we should have on furniture.
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PEOPLE IN HAMPTON ROADS WITH KIDS!EEP is looking for a few babes/kiddies to use as “models” for an outdoor fall location. (Must be old enough to sit up on their own). Email Emilyeileenphoto [at] gmail.com with a snapshot of your little one/s with their age/s. Images and print release will be included! This is a perfect opportunity for a totally free and adorable session to capture your littles! Share this post with anyone in the Hampton Roads area with available kids! Xoxo.
We used Emily for our engagement/wedding photography & she was great! Anyone with kids in Hampton Roads or who knows someone with kids in the area should hit her up. Can’t beat a free session.Maybe yall want a photo shoot? I didn’t read it fully 😑 need kids. Oops
Emily did our Love Session photos!!! I went to middle school and high school with her, and let me tell you what, she is the bees knees!! :D
Do not let this die
Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.
Well, this is embarrassing
Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.
Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.
….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone.
Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.
That… is EMBARASSING
the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume
I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*
can someone contact the designer of the porno
clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.
It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.
The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…
The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.
What both fascinates and disturbs me the most about these is the body language and facial expression.
The “official” TV version looks passive, slightly confused, her pose is sort of ambiguous and floppy. She’s waiting for the viewer to do something before she reacts. The XXX version looks determined and fierce, and is taking literally 0% of your shit.
One of these Wonder Women looks like a sex toy, and it’s not the pornographic one.
ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T
She like “FLOUNDEEEERRRRRRRR”
ITS TOO EARLY
Its never too early to jingle your bells